~ Now taking Applications ~

I am now taking applications for Vacation Friends. We have an opening. Our current friends have not made themselve available to take vacations with us. They all seem to be thinking about a baby, growing a baby (or babies as the case may be) or recently had a baby and therefore not travelling, or just have a husband that doesn't want to go. (BM, you party pooper)

We discovered on the last couple trips we've taken that it's fun to take a trip together, but after a few days you sort of run out of stuff to talk about. It sure would be a lot more fun to have friends with us.

Now, I'm not looking for everyday friends. I have all I need of those. You may be wondering if you are considered one of my everyday friends. So I found a way that you will know.

If the following statements means anything to you, you are one of my everyday friends.

1. There's a sprinkler under my tent.

2. Million Candle Flashlight

3. Did you know there's Purrell in the outhouse?

If these don't mean anything to you, sorry you lose.

Next, we are not looking for long distance friends. I also feel we are set. These are the friends that are dear to you, but don't live close by. Therefore when you get together it is a great time that means a lot. JL, BS, TH.....love ya babes.

Vacation Friends. Here are the details of the position.

Want to travel to the places that we want to go, or suggest places that we decide would be fun. Have children of an age that we can take off within in a couple days notice if need be, this is a rare occassion so it is not essential. Not be irritating. It may be necassary to spend a little time together previous to actually taking our first vacation together, as I don't want to find out you are irritating at 30,000 feet and we still have a week to spend together. It may be necassary to have reference letters sent from people that don't like you so I can be sure that your qualities are ones I can put up with. Yes that is correct, that people that don't like you. They will be the most honest about how irritating you are. Financial stability is not necassary, if you want to go into debt to spend time with us, that's your business. But we will not be supporting you financially in any way to come on trips with us. However if you are rich and want to support us financially, that is fine. We prefer warm destinations. At no time will the terms, layer up or frigid temperatures be used in a conversation regarding a vacation. On our vacations we tour, sleep, eat, shop and tan. If you want to do other things, that's fine but do it on your own time.

The position is open to all ethnic and religious backgrounds. It would be nice if you were good looking so it is not a chore to look at you the whole time. Better send a picture with your application. And if you send a picture of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie and claim that it is you, we will know the difference when we meet you at the airport. We may say nothing and pretend that we believe you, but it may become an issue in the air and I may push you out of the plane.

While all applications will be considered, only those that we feel will suit our purposes will be contacted.

Thank you for your time and attention.