Caller: Hey Tiff...how did you like the Pow-wow on the weekend?
Tiff: I didn't go to the Pow-wow...I was camping.
Caller: Camping?
Tiff: Ya, in BC.
Caller: In a tent?
Tiff: Uh...ya.
Caller: So you weren't at the Pow-wow.
Tiff: Uh...ha ha....no I wasn't.
Later that morning.
Boss: So I sent a txt to Jimmy...."Hey Jim, she's white"
Jimmy: What do you mean?
Boss: She's white, she's not native.
Jimmy: Huh.
Boss: See....(procedes to take a picture of me with his Blackberry and send it to Jimmy"
Jimmy: Hey, she's not native.
Were you guys aware that I was white? Seems to be a source of confusion around here.
A Little Life by Hanya Yanagihara
6 years ago
lol - yes, I was aware. But you haven't seen WHITE white until you've been to the plains of Saskatchewan!
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