1. Lawyers are expensive.
2. The cost is worth every penny if you're fighting for your kids.
3. Snow makes me grouchy.
4. All the snow is going to help me pay the lawyer bills, cause we have a shoveling contract. Unfortunately we have to actually shovel to complete the contracts. Rats!!
5. When you have all the stress that you can handle, tears release the pressure.
6. The best 'soaker-upper' for those tears is the shoulder of someone who loves you.
7. A busy job can distract you from a stressful life, if only for an hour.
8. There are people that step into your life, right when other's step out. Take advantage.
9. A bath before bed can have the same effects as TylenolPM.
10. Helping others through their struggles can put your own in perspective.
11. Realize when it's time to let go.
12. Grudges become heavier the longer you hold them.
13. A late night text from a friend can lighten your mood.
14. Fireplaces making getting up in the morning easier.
15. Never underestimate the soothing effects of Hot Chocolate.
16. Christmas is harder when you miss someone.
17. Christmas is easier when you're spending it with those you love the most.
18. Sister in laws can be BFF's.
19. Friends that knew you at 17, are still friends that know you at 34.
20. Blogs can be as therapeutic as Psychologists.
21. Facebook movies directed by your cousin are funny.
22. Calgarians lose their snow driving smarts way too often.
23. Nothing beats a good pen.
24. Lipgloss can sparkle a girl up.
25. Break it down - like Hammer Time.
26. Distance does make the heart grow fonder, unless I don't like you...than it also makes the heart grow fonder, from being away from you.
27. Wet socks are irritating.
28. Cold water and skin should be avoided.
29. Sometimes you just need to rock it out.
30. Three Day's Grace often sings how I feel.
31. Michael Buble has a lisp, listen carefully.
32. Plastic containers that get warped in the dishwasher should just be thrown out.
33. Pack away clothes that are too small, no need for that downer everyday.
34. Sleep
35. Perspective can hurt and heal.
36. Warm slows your heart back to it's regular pace.
37. If you are really healthy, which it seems I am, you get a further 25% off your quoted life insurance policy. Nice!!
38. The piles on your desk stay smaller if you play dumb and make a lot of mistakes....sheesh, I should have thought of that.
39. FB chat can get you through a day you thought would be your demise.
41. Typing as fast as you think is just a time saver.
41. Keep a list, its fun to cross stuff off.
42. Sometimes you need a substitute mom.
43. Mommy, I wub you...need I say more?!
44. Headaches cause me to deal with life less effectively.
45. Gaining a new big little brother, priceless.
46. Pajama pants, big T-shirt and a hoody - required after work wear.
47. Sometimes you need to sings along, at the top of your lungs.
48. The Blackberry may be the best invention ever.
49. TV can let you escape.
50. Friends come, friends go. It's the ones that stay that are worth it.
Maybe a few more than 10...
Wow. What can I say? A lot of wise words coming through there (and a lot of laugh out loud ones... #26 ha ha ha!)
ReplyDeleteIt's true that no trial is wasted - we learn and grow to greater heights from them, don't we? Crazy the things that we become aware of as we struggle through life. Love you!
Love it Tiff. Sure sounds like you have a lot oh your plate and need some kind of release. We should get together for a fun filled girls night and just have ab old fashioned venting or bitch session.
ReplyDeleteI love the vent. I agree with so many of them.
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