(Scene Set up - there isn't one, he came out of the Preschool door and this came out of his mouth)
O: Mom, did you know that I hook my hooks into hookers?
Mom: Um....what?!
O: My hooks, I can hook them into hookers.
No response, I have nothing to say to this. When I look at my beautiful child he has his hands up showing me his fingers. He's Spiderman you see, and his fingers are the 'hooks', and when the 'hooks'...hook onto things (presumably the hookers)...well then they are hooked.
Phew, dodged a bullet there.
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